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CR Secret Ballot

Posted in Uncategorized on October 25, 2012 by Mr. W

Claustrophobic? Behold Your Nightmare…

Posted in Uncategorized, What the #$@?! on April 22, 2008 by Mr. W

Ever wonder if that emergency button in the elevator does anything? It sure didn’t for this poor schmuck.

And if anyone knows the deal with those pedestrian buttons that are supposed to change traffic patterns just so you can get a “walk” signal a little faster, let’s hear all about it!

George Orwell, Meet Howie Mandel

Posted in Uncategorized on April 22, 2008 by Mr. W

I’m all in favor of treating our fighting men and women with respect, and while I’m all for bringing them home, I fear what they may face when they return. I’m not talking about a shower of homefront hippie spit like in Vietnam, sadly I’m talking about network television producers that will see ratings gold in the exploitation of their harrowing stories. Even the criminal who needlessly put them in harm’s way will seek to drink of their patriotic blood to boost his own sinking ratings. And while he devours your still beating patriotic heart, he’ll talk with his mouth full to read a scripted joke about the the future America can’t afford anymore. Without further ado, here’s George Bush on “Deal or No Deal”.

SuperTom

Posted in Uncategorized on April 19, 2008 by Mr. W

Someday Mr. BigThink will have to impart his bloggy wisdom to us all. I couldn’t manage to post the video proper, a la Tom’s posts with the Gondry video and the helicopter and the dog. (Dudes, just how friggin’ dangerous is that helicopter???). 

But more importantly, many thanks to getting this going Tom. Just what I needed, something new to keep me from the academic efforts. 

And now, onto the Baconian empirical drive to discern the most minute signs and indices of impending apocalypse…. We’re not talking about the usual and obvious signs, e.g., $3.50 gas, trillions of dollars in nat’l debt, Hillary’s upswing, real estate collapses, hyper inflation, the Iraq debacle, Iran going nuke. We’re looking for alligators with shrunken penises, babies in India with two faces, and scientists melding the genes of humans with the genes of bovines. You know. That sort of shit. No big deal. Peace. –gp

For The Dog Who Has Everything

Posted in Uncategorized on April 16, 2008 by Mr. W

Here’s something that will make you completely useless to your best friend.